Hanging onto dear employment by a ribbon?
People lose their jobs over a number of reasons that they’re completely oblivious to starting with the way they talk, walk, sneeze and giggle.
In fact, according to the Forbes Magazine the average person only stays in a job for 4.4 years before either they get thrown out the Window (or they throw themselves out the Window).
But you can become the exception just by adopting these “high value employee traits”:
- Be the first person to show up at work (but not in your pajamas with a toothbrush in hand)
- Be the last person to leave (hopefully before they turn off all the lights)
- Keep your head down and work every minute you work (unless in you are in Customer services, in which case that might not be a good idea)
- Have a great smile and attitude at all times (even when you’re in the mood to kill someone with your bare hands)
- Never complain about anything (even if your Boss keeps a Pet Giraffe in his/her office)
- Stay away from the Workplace Gossip Club (this is also recommended as a weight loss and anti-aging remedy)
- Get the work done faster and with a higher standard (than anybody else you know, including yourself)
- Adhere to company policies and always play by the rules
- Always learn and expand your knowledge of Business Operations
- 10.Adhere to a high (and formal) dress code (and don’t forget the sparkly shoes)
But if you wanna live a totally fearless life and a life that doesn’t have a cap on your earning potential, then consider firing your Boss and going to Business for yourself.
