Negativity is an out of control “doom and gloom” breeding Son of a Bumblebee. So, keep it strapped down and sedated at all times!
Your mind is constantly sniffing out what’s wrong in your life…be it in your relationships, health, finances or your morning coffee.
So, the minute it finds something to complain about, it’ll pull you aside and start listing out all the things wrong with your life. And then it’ll remind you of all the mistakes you’ve made in the past (including the time that you thought hiring your Cat as your Interior Designer was a cost-effective and brilliant idea).
And after it’s done decorating your day with flashbacks to all your past screw-ups, it’ll start listing out all the things that’re likely to be wrong for the remainder of the day, the remainder of the month and possibly for the remainder of your life.
It does that because our Amazing Creator has hardwired a tiny little device into our Brains called the “fight or flight response mechanism” or the “Die another day mechanism” as I like to call it.
Its primary objective is to keep us from getting run over by any Elephants dashing out of a Cinema after having seen a really Scary movie. And to prevent us from ending up on the Dinner plate of a Koala whose given up on Veganism. It also plays a vital role in keeping our pulse awake and in reminding us to keep breathing, even during a nail-bitingly intense game of Sudoku.
But due to all the technological and lifestyle advancements brought about by our nutty but brilliant Inventors and Entrepreneurs, our “Die another day mechanism” has started playing a more stagnant and somewhat confusing role in our lives.
That’s because this evolution resulted in all of our Natural enemies (the ones that used to chase us around in circles in the Wilderness) to switch to more serene lifestyles; where they spend much of their days enjoying Milk and Cookies and catching up on past issues of “The Reader’s Digest”.
Sure. It still continues to “protect us” from bodily harm at the blink of an eye and kick into high gear whenever a loved one is in mortal danger. But for the most part, all it does nowadays is fret over hallucinatory dangers and whine about how bad the economy is, how mean the Boss is, how unstylish the Relatives are, how dumb the Pets are and so forth.
In other words, our “Die another day Mechanism” has found solace in “appearing useful” by being a sponge to just about every worrisome thought that shows up on its radar.
Now in the olden days, nearly everything that did show up on the radar was either a legitimate threat or something that pertained to our survival. So way back then if you were to hear a rustling sound nearby; there was a high probably of it being caused by a depressed Bobcat looking around for some comfort food or by a poisonous snake that had way too many Tequilas etc.
But now, it could just be your Dog expressing its disdain for the News Media by chewing up the morning newspaper before it can do any real damage.
Whilst our Brain has somewhat adjusted to this new and strange way of life, it still continues to latch onto problems that it deems as “unresolved”, however, small they may seem. And if our system (mind and body) cannot “resolve” them by kicking their asses to smithereens, they will continue to haunt us while we’re brushing our teeth, having breakfast, staring at the mirror for no good reason and so forth.
This should also explain why our mind is such a sucker for juicy Gossip, Indigestion causing Horror movies and teeth cluttering episodes of the most heinous TV show of them all… “the News” (aka “Bad News”).
The Remedy
Unfortunately, there aren’t any antidotes that you can just inject into your bloodstream to make you immune to all known “illegitimate worries”.
But there is a remedy that can minimize the number of times your “Fight or Flight Response Mechanism” gets sucker punched into these false alarms. And one that allows you to alleviate (to some extent) the side effects caused by any “adrenaline pumped hormones” secreted during the process.
And, here’s what that looks like:
1. Don’t go watching the News – The News is as accurate a representation of the World as a Horse’s butt is a Horse.
Sure. It’s factual and true (presumably). But wouldn’t you agree that a Horse has a lot more to offer than just its Butt and Muck? Likewise, would it be fair for an entire Race or Religion to be judged by the actions of a few thousand of their worst “Kitten and Puppy hating Criminals”?
For most people, the TV (the News in particular) serve as their only porthole to the World. But instead of it being a viewing screen to the Great Big Oceans, the Wondrous Landscapes and the Magnificence of Diversity and Culture, all they’re really getting is a direct line to the Sewers.
So, when our childlike mind is left to marinate in all that toxicity and waste over a period of time, it starts to boil up with fear, prejudice, insecurity and hatred. And if that toxicity is not neutralized in a timely manner with an ice cool glass of lemonade and a sandwich, it can soon transform into one hideous Creature with Tentacles and a license to discriminate and spread chaos. That chaos would then lead to more chaos, ketchup stains, cheerio spills and a whole lot of poop; enough for our News Media folk to roll around in for months.
Now, the reason why these “once great” News Networks and Media Reporters have sunk to an all-time low is due to their obligation to appease to their audience. If they don’t want their viewership/readership to be limited to a few family members and a handful of pets and don’t like the idea of relocating next to a live Volcano somewhere, they have to give the people what they want.
So, what do people want? Most people (sadly enough) want bad news, more bad news and the kind of news that make their unborn children cry. In fact, they love bad news so much that they stew in it for a while and then start making their own bad news. But the good news for you is that you don’t need to jump on that same bandwagon.
2. Feed your mind and the rest will follow – You can either be supercharged with enthusiasm, encouragement, hope, happiness, passion and inspiration. Or you could be totally hammered with distress, tension, fear, worry, anxiety and constant burping; just by changing what goes into your mind.
So, start by patching up that “emotional sinkhole” that you’ve created for yourself through negatively charged Music, Movies, Programs, Magazines, Websites, TV Shows and People in general.
If an experience leaves you feeling anywhere from mildly disturbed to utterly depressed, then quit doing it for good.
But if it leaves you empowered, bubbly and in a moonwalking mood, then do more of it.
Then top it up with more of the good stuff all day long (i.e. Inspirational and Motivational Seminars, Audiobooks, Videos, Articles, Uplifting Music and stuff that makes you laugh so loud that it leaves cracks on your Window).
By the way, you might wanna start the day off with a “heavier dose of Motivation” in the morning…much like starting the ignition of a Car. Otherwise, you may have to spend much of your energy (and time) dragging that car along, everywhere you go.
3. Work it out – If there’s one magic pill that can flush out much of your emotional baggage (the short term stuff), stress and a few squeaky toys out of your system and also make you immune to more than 90% of all known illnesses, this would be it.
A 30-minute hair waving, ear wiggling, bun shaking, power-packed daily workout does it all and a whole lot more.
But if the only fitness program you had partaken in recently is a
“Cheesecake-a-thon” (aka the ultimate anti-Marathon), then start out with a slow 10-minute walk around the block first. Then build up your momentum slowly over the coming weeks to transform that slow walk into a 30-minute powerwalk. And finally, when your legs get into the habit of starting those morning workouts without you, give them something a little more fun and intense like P90X3 to feast on.
By the way, exercise has to be a daily commitment just like brushing your teeth. And just as you would only brush the teeth you want to keep, you should aim to work out only the muscles and limbs that you want to “keep active” a few years from now.
4. Pump up the nutrition – Much like you cannot power a Space Shuttle with donuts, you cannot power your body on Bagels, Cereals, Pancakes, Stakes, Pizzas, Cigarettes and Alcohol.
So, if you want your Body to operate at its optimum (and lose weight at the same time), you have to fuel it with the right stuff.
The right stuff…is basically what the CEO of the Universe teleports over to our Planet every single morning in the form of Fresh Fruits, Vegs, Greens, Nuts, Seeds and Water.
You can also toss in some Fresh Milk, Eggs, All-Natural Spices and some Healthy oils (such as Olive oil, Rapeseed oil, and Sesame oil) into the mix.
Anything other than that…is either unhealthy as heck or “semi-healthy” (which is pretty much the equivalent of driving right in the middle of two traffic lanes on a highway).
So, aim to have the healthy stuff (fresh from Mother Nature and unpackaged) …in the form of salads and smoothies every 2-3 hours whilst aiming to have the Fruits, Vegs and Greens raw whenever possible.
Now, the idea of having Raw Vegs and Greens maybe enough send some people into therapy. But it does make a night and day difference to your energy levels and how you feel all day.
And when you find the right recipes, raw foods can end up replacing all your “regular foods” faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”.
Now, as per the smoothies, try out some of the recipes that come with the Vitamix, Nutri Ninja or the Nutribullet. Oh…and you might wanna get one of those blenders too, as you can’t do much with just the recipes…other than maybe enjoy them with your vivid imagination.
5. Drink it up – Drink up the only stuff that our Creator replenishes this Planet with every day… Beer? Nope. We’re talking about Pure, Clean, and Refreshing…Water!
So, aim to drink one glass of water every hour to keep your body fully hydrated. When you’re hydrated, you feel good and your food digests properly. And that means you’ll feel good the following day too, knowing that you won’t have any food leftover from the day before in your “biological refrigerator”.
6. Relax– Fueling your body with the right stuff and tweaking your engines regularly will keep your wings flapping on optimum, provided they don’t overheat in midair and catch fire.
And that’s precisely what rest and relaxation are designed to prevent.
So aim to get around 6-8 hours of premium quality sleep every day (without any sleeping pills or catnip). Go to bed and wake up the same time (even on Weekends). And never oversleep in an effort to make up for all the sleep you’ve lost over the past 15 years. Or even to make up for any sleep lost from the night before.
Also get yourself some quality bedding to improve the quality of your sleep; such as a Memory Foam Mattress, Hotel Luxury Bedlinen and Pillowcases, a Siliconized Fiberfill Duvet, an Electric Underblanket, a set of Blissfully Comfy Pajamas, a 100% Organic Buckwheat Pillow and a Turtle for good luck (the Turtle is entirely optional by the way).
Given that most folks like to sleep nearly every day, this might very well be one of the greatest investments you’ll ever make both in yourself and in the people you don’t want to drive totally insane as a result of one of your sleep-deprived bad moods.
But if you have more underlying sleep issues or find that you argue with yourself during sleep, then get yourself a copy of “Say goodnight to insomnia by Gregg Jacobs” and put those worries to…Zzzzzz…sleep…for good. By the way, you’ll actually have to read the book and implement the exercises in there diligently over a period of time to see results. Having it look pretty on a Bookshelf or next to your favorite Painting might not yield the same results.
Last but not least, squeeze in one or two Meditation sessions into your daily regimen, as this helps alleviate anxiety, worry, depression and stress (both the long-term and the short-term stuff). And since Meditation is primarily about reconnecting with yourself and “emotionally disconnecting” from the outside World, you’ll also start enjoying being around yourself more.
In fact, a good session of meditation leaves you feeling like a freshly laundered Snuggie Blanket with fabric softener all day long. I normally do a session of the “Mindfulness of Breathing” in the morning and a session of “LifeFlow” (the lazy plug and play alternative to Meditation) about an hour before going to bed. Both are non-religious Meditations that do wonders for your well-being, concentration, self-confidence, self-esteem, inner peace, inner strength and dance routines.
7. Change the channel now– Whenever your “Fight or Flight response mechanism” spots a bug on the windscreen, it’ll sound the alarms and start calling HQ (i.e. your brain) every few minutes until you eventually get it off the windscreen.
Now, that’s not necessarily bad a thing if it’s a legitimate threat like a real-life fire breathing Kitten (with bad breath), where not neutralizing it quickly can either leave you with a very uneven Tan or out of breath…for good.
But if it’s something not so life threatening (and legitimate) like some shocking Celebrity News you heard the other day, then there’s very little you can do to remedy the situation yourself…other than to talk your brain into agreeing that it’s not a legitimate threat either.
However, that’s easier said than done, because the minute your Brain goes into panic mode, it’s not much different to being plugged into a Radio Station that keeps telling you to “shake it off…shake it off” all day and night long.
Therefore, the more “swift” and effective approach to handling this situation would be to first tranquilize your mind with a “positive thought” and to then change the channel.
For example, let’s say that the worrisome thought that showed up on your radar is “I wonder if it’s gonna rain today?”.
Now, that can be tranquilized with a positive thought like “Well…it was Sunny yesterday. So it should be fine today as well. And if it isn’t, I’ll have a giant Umbrella, a Raincoat, a Waterproof Hat and a Tent on standby…just in case.
Also, since I’m driving there and only have to walk outdoors for about 10 feet, it shouldn’t be all that bad. Besides, it didn’t kill me the last 10,000 times that I did get wet”.
So, after you as you’ve successfully tranquilized the “bug” with a positive thought, use the following steps to ensure that the thought gets bedazzled into your psyche:
a) Paste a smile (bright enough to power a whole City) across your face
b) Start breathing slowly and deeply (allowing your Tummy to rise like a Soufflé with every inhalation).
c) Stand up tall and imagine that you have a Cape flying off your back like Superman or Supergirl.
d) Close your eyes and (whilst maintaining your smile) imagine how Sunny yesterday was in vivid detail. Or just think about one of the happiest days of your life.
e) Walk with a spring in your step, whilst holding that image firmly on the “dashboard on your mind”.
Oh…and I almost forgot…you might you wanna open your eyes back up before you start walking (or driving) again.
This little process can be used to change your thoughts and feelings within minutes (or even seconds). And it works even better if you meditate regularly. Then again, doesn’t everything?
8. Be a Smooth operator – Break away from every little trinket of negativity that shows up in your path, in your inbox, in your associations and in all areas of your life. You simply cannot expect to win the Marathon of life, if your legs and thoughts are tied up in a reel of hopelessness.
So, whenever you notice a conversation, a YouTube comment, an article or any kind of interaction going in an unfavorable direction, hit the brakes, do a complete 180 and then stomp down on the accelerator like you have a Godzilla on your tail.
Never reply or engage for the sake of “getting even”. Or even allow a single word of it to infiltrate the flowery gardens of your mind.
In the battle of “getting even” there’s only one winner, and that’s usually the “Host” or the “Mob Boss” (depending on who you hang out with at the Book Club).
Likewise, if you have insults, blame, criticism, passive aggression and M&M peanuts were thrown at you by anyone, remember that it doesn’t say anything about you. Instead, it says everything about how much turmoil and hot sauce “they” are stewing in.
In essence, all they’re trying to do is rub off at least “some” of the droppings they have accumulated along the way on someone else in an effort to make themselves feel a little “lighter” (or a lot lighter in some cases).
So, if you react and give them a piece of your mind, you’re basically saying that you’re in as just as much pain as they are, in which case all we’d be missing is a Therapist and a couple of straight jackets.
But if you don’t react or even look their way and let them “yap” and “yowl” as much as they like, all by themselves, then they’ll feel pissed off for having made complete fools out of themselves, to begin with. And then when the dust settles your Creator will show up in person (in a dazzling outfit) to put the final touches to their self-punishment, by opening up a whole can of whoop-ass on them as well (in a spiritual kind of way).
But the icing on the Cake really is the generous reward that awaits you in the near future…as a thank you for your Graciousness and Patience.
So always be awesome. And always be cool (as an Ice Cube). And let the Neigh Sayers and Haters trip all over themselves as much as they darn well please; so that you can enjoy all the rewards that ensue along with the free entertainment.
9. Clear out the clutter – Ever felt like you’re living in a Warehouse or a Storeroom, where the slightest false move could bring down a barrage of cardboard boxes on your head?
Well, it might not be as bad as that. But if you have a lot of stuff in your Office, in your Car, and in your Home that you rarely use or haven’t used since the 18th Century, then you’re pretty much living in ClutterVille. And the bad thing about that is the “clutter” that you have on the outside, usually to get mirrored on the inside, through your thoughts and behaviors.
So, every time you step into handle a Personal or Business matter, you’ve to spend a couple of hours wading through that swamp of old antiques, crack pipes, squeaky toys and medieval clothing (in your mind) before arriving at identifying the problem. Then you have to tiptoe your way around for a few more hours to get it resolved.
But if you didn’t have to work around all that mental and physical clutter, you would have gotten it all done in record time and would’ve even had enough time to take your Spouse/Partner out for a nice Picnic by the Lake (preferably not Loch Ness).
So, start clearing out all the clutter from your life by getting rid of absolutely everything that you hadn’t used in over a year. Freshen up or change all of the carpeting and curtains. Repaint your entire office and home with light Colors (preferably white).
And replace anything that is hindering your productivity, like that dot matrix printer from the 1980s that prints around 1 page per hour in a language that no human can recognize. And that Cuckoo clock that runs about an hour behind the actual time.
Then limit your Office Space to a few essential items that you use every day. Lastly, limit your Desk to only what you need for the task at hand along with a Picture of your Spouse/Partner and Kids. A couple of Coconut Trees and a Hammock for the Office might not be such a bad idea either (to serve as a substitute for a fire extinguisher, whenever you notice fumes coming out your eyes and ears).
10. Supercharge your life with Supernatural 4G –
A positive attitude is one of the most fundamental ingredients to living a fulfilling life. In many ways, it’s like the fuel that propels your engines every day and keeps you awake while you’re conducting an Orchestra or piloting a Commercial Aircraft. In essence, it’s the “Baking Soda” that keeps you from going flat during the day.
But how well you do…both in terms of the quality of the job and the compensation earned…is entirely dependent on your performance and how bad your competition is.
Also, it lacks the assurance that you won’t be killed afterward by a Music Connoisseur, who thought that your performance was utterly dreadful.
And, that’s where Supernatural 4G comes in. It coats all your “ethical endeavors” with an extra layer of Supernatural Favor and Protection, provided that you play the game of life a little differently. By the way, this works just as well regardless of your faith or lack of it; much like you cannot be denied a legal 3-pointer just because you have unusually large ears or like Bananas.
Now, Supernatural 4G consists of four elements, much like the four wheels of a Car. The four elements are Graciousness, Gratefulness, Greatness and Generousness (hence the 4G).
And just as it’s only safe for us to drive around when the four Tires of the Car are adequately pumped, it’s only safe for us to come out of the house when our Supernatural 4G supply is “adequately pumped”. Otherwise, it would be like trying to get around with just one Shoe.
Graciousness: Being kind, considerate and polite pays back manifold, both at the time of the deed and throughout the day.
But what we don’t realize is that it’s also making a sweet deposit into our “Supernatural Accounts” up in the “Cloud” (not the iCloud).
Likewise, every time we compromise or push someone off a Cliff (over some petty disagreement), a part of those hard-earned funds get mysteriously routed to a homeless Raccoon somewhere.
This is followed up with a nicely gift wrapped “bitch slap” that shows up in the mail shortly thereafter (usually within 7 days of the “crime”). But after that, the clouds clear up, the Sun comes out, the scary background music fizzles out and everything just goes back to being normal.
So, no matter what’s happened in your past (and however bad it is), you’ve already paid your dues in some way or another. And today, you can begin anew with a brand new identity (with fresh tattoos, eyebrows, nose rings, a spray tan and a whole new hairdo if you prefer).
Gratefulness: Does it bug you (and make your hair all frizzy), when someone thanks you for something you had done or said? Or does it make you feel all warm, fuzzy and tingly inside?
Also, do you recall a time when you punched the living daylights out of someone, just because they went overboard with gratitude or thanked you a few too many times?
Being “sincerely” thanked for something is one of the greatest feelings in the World. It’s the ultimate dope (without any of the side effects or Cops). In fact, the more times we get thanked or praised, the more compelled we are into being…even nicer.
So, if gratitude makes us feel that good, then it’s safe to assume that our Creator feels the same about it too.
But instead of being grateful, we have gotten into the habit of mumbling our way out of bed every morning, frowning at the mirror and then listing out every little thing that’s wrong in our lives. And after repeating this cycle of doom and gloom for a few decades, we wonder why things are still the same or worse off than they were before.
So, if you want the winds of favor to blow in your direction and have your Creator on speed dial, then start making gratitude an integral part of your everyday life.
Thank him the minute you wake up…for the fact that you’re still alive, for the fact that you have a bed to sleep in, for the fact that you weren’t abducted by Aliens the night before, for the clean air that you breathe, for the running hot water in your household, for the awesome (but slightly annoying) family that you are blessed with, for your Job or Business, for your eyesight and hearing, for your partially depressed Cat and so forth to just about anything that you can think of.
Then throughout the day, be on the lookout to catch him in the act (of doing something nice) just so that you can thank him again.
Also, start cultivating a sense of gratitude in your life that extends into all your everyday interactions with other people.
Gratitude can also be used in the form of a prayer by being “thankful in advance” for something you would like to see change or happen in your life. Or you can just weave in your prayer requests into your “daily gratitude sessions”.
Now, when one of your requests line up with your Creator’s Divinely Orchestrated Plan, he’ll text you back a confirmation of bringing that prayer to fulfillment in the form a promise. But if he’s in a bad Cell Reception area, he’ll just communicate it through one of your everyday conversations, through Nature or through some form of Media that you use regularly. And when the message being communicated is from the Captain of your home Planet, you’ll know it as distinctly as being whacked in the head with a baseball bat (but in an affectionate way).
Now, prayers can get answered as instantly as a Cat pouncing on a laser light. Or they can take years to get processed at Supernatural HQ. However, they also have a very high probability of getting swept into the big “Spam” folder up in the sky, if they’re deemed as “unhealthy” or “dumb” in any way.
Think of this process of like how emails get filtered on their way to your inbox. Your email provider is smart enough to weed out all or most of the scams, schemes and phishing attacks beforehand. And it’s smart enough to identify what’s urgent and important.
Likewise, your Creator runs through all of your requests (even the ones you make unwittingly while sipping on your morning Coffee with one eye shut). And then determines which ones lead to happy endings and which ones leave you crying in the rain.
Then he goes to work orchestrating the events, people, resources and timelines necessary to bring about the resolution you were hoping for or to come up with something far much better.
Think of this process like a Childbirth. A Child usually spends 9 months in their “guest quarters”, mentally and physically preparing themselves for the real World, whilst the Parents are busy applying for Universities on their behalf.
But if the Child were born just 2 days after conception, the Child would be pissed off about the accommodation, the food, the noise and a whole range of other things. And the Parents would be just as pissed off about having to miss out on the Romantic getaway they had been planning for ages.
So, let the Creator of the Universe do it his way. And with time you’ll come to forge a trust in him, that will assure you that he always has your best interest at heart, even if it’s taking a long time and even when things appear to be going backward. And all you have to do is put in the effort, fasten your seatbelts and just enjoy the ride.
Greatness: Everyone on this planet (despite numerous flows) is created for a unique purpose.
But often times, our well-meaning Parents and Teachers pop all the balloons in our ability to dream at a very early stage in our lives. And then force us to fit into their mold.
For that very reason, we settle for “Plan B” (or “Plan Z” in some cases) and steer well clear of our true calling like it’s a flu bug with claws or something.
But, if we’re to live the Prosperous and Limitless life that we had been created to live, we have to learn to “dream again” and break free of the handcuffs we put on ourselves years ago (after having a few shots of “hopelessness”).
When you live a life of abundance, you get to render a great service to Humanity, create jobs and opportunities and give your Spouse and Children the life that they truly deserve. And at the end of each day, you even get to kick back and dive into a nice juicy slice of freshly baked “happiness” …sprinkled with a generous dose of “fulfillment”.
Tapping into your Greatness is not just about being Wealthy. It’s also about unleashing the healthiest version of you, the most spiritual version of you and about becoming the kind of Spouse/Parent/Person you would wanna be around every single day.
Generousness: The World is a mesh consisting of givers and receivers. It’s much like the flow of electricity. Electricity must first flow out in order for it to flow back in again. And vapor must first ascend and form into clouds, for it to rain back down again as…lemonade.
Likewise, in the world of Commerce and Pizzas, our very survival is dependent on our ability to exchange our time, services or merchandise for a profit.
So, we go to work hoping to get paid sooner or later. Or we sell our products and services for a reasonable margin. But regardless of the service or the profit margin, the consumer almost always gets a deal that’s usually worth many times what they paid (unless it’s some kind of an illegal and “on the run” operation, in which case “Service Value” and “Customer Satisfaction” are the least of their worries)
For instance, we can now enjoy a Movie that cost over $200 Million or a Theme Park that cost over $100 Million to build for a few measly bucks. And we can benefit from the Medical Expertise of a Doctor whose spent thousands of hours of diligent study and poured hundreds of thousands of Dollars into their Education, for a fraction of that time and cost.
Interestingly enough…our Creator plays by the same rules…but instead of being able to give us back just an impressive return…he’s able to give us back a real Whopper of a return.
It’s almost like paying a nickel in exchange for a fully grown Elephant.
And if that’s not enough, you also get a myriad of other perks with your deal that you won’t find on any other Planet…such as free “real-time protection”, free “supernatural favor”, free “real-time protection for your Family members”, free “supernatural guidance” and a whole lot more.
So, how much does he charge for all this?
The charge for all of this is always 10% or more of your net monthly income, made payable to a charity or cause that “genuinely helps” those who cannot help themselves. But it has to be a charity that helps your Creator’s children (i.e. Human beings of all creeds, cultures, and colors), not homeless Squirrels and Marmosets.
Also, check to make sure that the Charity you go with pays out 80% or more of all funds received to those in need. Avoid the ones that use up 20% for Administration, 78% for after work Dinner parties, and only give 2% for the cause.
Now, “Supernatural 4G” is in no way a magic pill that safeguards you from absolutely everything.
But it does make life considerably easier by protecting you from just about anything that’s likely to throw a spanner in your ticker and from anything that will knock you permanently off course from your divinely orchestrated destiny.
It will also protect you from a whole range of other “minor inconveniences” such as drunk drivers, homelessness, hunger, numerous accidents, zombies, paparazzi, banana peels, lightning, poisonous rabbits, horrible music, electric chairs, angry birds, mobs of toddlers etc.
On top of that, “Supernatural 4G” also sprinkles in a little dose of “specialness” into everything you do, so that you find exactly what you need when you go out shopping, so that you get an unexpected bonus or promotion just when you need it the most, so that you come across people and opportunities that wouldn’t have shown up otherwise, so that you perform better in your trade, occupation or sport etc.
Yet on the surface (much like with a freshly planted Bamboo tree), it might not seem like anything’s happening. And that’s why you shouldn’t believe a word I say.
You should instead put this to a real test because evidence (much like Owls) cannot lie, right?
So, start by creating a “before” snapshot of where your life is right now, starting with exactly how much you have in the Bank, where your relationships are, where your health is, how happy/sad/furious/confused you are etc.
Then after having stayed dialed into to this “Supernatural 4G way of life” for 2 years (as best you can), create an “after” snapshot of your life using the same criteria.
And then compare results.
Now, if the “after” snapshot somehow shows more bruises, bandages, and broken teeth than before, take the remaining factors into consideration as well.
Often times, when you switch gears and start mewing ahead on full throttle (with an army of Supernatural forces behind you), “Darth Vader” and his clan of Porcupines will step in and try to poke a few holes into your red carpet.
But given time, those bruises will disappear too…leaving you glowing with glory, beauty, wisdom and far much more happiness than you can fathom.
