Feeling thirsty?
If you wanna quench your thirst without feeling like your intestines are being run through a washing machine (due to potential stomach ulcers), then stick to just one “abnormally small” drink per day. Better yet, switch to smoothies and get high on energy, vitality and sexiness.
It might also be worth taking to heart that drinking more than two alcoholic drinks everyday cuts 23 years off your life. And since our Kids become near identical carbon copies of us, that might not be the cutest habit (or gift) to pass down.








