We are ALL Born Ready.
But we still have to figure out exactly WHY we’re here.
Despite being phenomenal at a hundred million things, the Pediatric Nurse may not have all the answers we’re looking for, especially since we don’t say anything that makes any sense when we’re no bigger than a loaf of bread. But when we’re free from the confines of our diapers and cribs, we have the “power” (as the theologians “Snap” used to say) to examine our lives. And in doing so, live a fuller life with fewer accidents and static shocks.
Now, this process of self-discovery isn’t something that requires a wide range of surgical equipment, anesthetics, painkillers and a whole lot of bandages. In fact, all that is expected of you is to forward one simple question to the Universe.
The question is: “Does this hat make my ass look big?”
No, that isn’t the question you ask the Universe. That’s just something I was thinking about a while ago.
The question you should ask the Universe is: “How can I serve you more so that I can live a better and fuller life?”. Once you have the answer to that, then it’s pretty much a matter of devising a strategy and living up to your expectations as best as you can.
By the way, you don’t have to quote this question verbatim. You can slice, dice and stir-fry that question whichever way you like to suit your personality, just as long as don’t try to change the context of it in anyway. If you do, or you try tricking Mama and Papa Nature in some way, the only thing you’re likely to hear back is a yawn…following by some thunder and lightning.
So, how do you know for certain that your question/request or prayer is going to be heard?
Our communication portal with Supernatural HQ is always open (as it has been since we were 2 days old). We may have clogged it somewhat with disbelief, distrust, religion, insecurity and from all crap we hear in the News every day. But the second you move onto the higher frequency of unconditional love, indiscrimination, gratitude, generosity and graciousness, that portal starts clearing up again (kinda like what a nasal spray does to a blocked nose, but at a spiritual level).
And once you’re “in the zone” (or more accurately in the Supernatural HQ zone), your whole life moves onto a higher plane of existence. No. That doesn’t mean that you’re gonna start floating around on a cloud somewhere. But you will start experiencing and enjoying a whole range of supernatural privileges that many humans, puppies and squirrels never get to enjoy. On top of all that, it instantly makes you immune to more than 80% of the bugs and critters that come knocking on your door every day (including Politicians).
Now, while you’re waiting for a reply from Supernatural HQ about your pizza delivery…I mean on finding your “true calling”, your Creator will send you down a whirlwind of zigzags and detours, all of which will seem like a huge “waste of time” on the surface. But it’s really not. Just as most (sane) people not allowing you to operate on them until you have the paperwork to prove that you’re a qualified, your Creator won’t allow you to enter the stargate that connects you to the next level of your life, until he knows for certain that you’re fully prepared for whatever (or whoever) is waiting on the other side. And until he knows for certain that you’re not in any way a danger to them and their pets and vice versa.
Once you do get your Creator’s thumbs up however, it becomes a whole other ball game. That’s because when the Chairman and Founder of the Universe gives you a thumbs up, it also gets stamped with a promise. But it’s no ordinary promise (like the thousands of promises we used to make to our friends when we were kids, and forgot about the following day). When your Creator makes a promise, he’ll not only do everything in his power to “steer you to that destination safely and with all your toes intact”, but he’ll also line up the people, resources and all the snacks necessary for you to get there.
But here’s what you need to watch out for. When the Chairman and Founder sends you a communication, (whether it’s a promise, a warning, or just something to brighten your day…like a funny video) it won’t exactly show up in your email inbox or even the text inbox of your cellphone. He’ll either send it straight to your “psyche”, in which case you’ll feel reverberations run through every molecule of your being (particularly through your shoes). Or he’ll try and communicate it through a medium that you’re already familiar with like a TV show you watch regularly (but don’t fall asleep to), an electronic medium that you use throughout the day like a Cellphone, or PC. Or he’ll just embed the message into a magazine that you subscribe to. He may in some instances even use nature and everyday flyers.
Communications from “the higher plane” standout from the rest like Penguins with shoes, primarily due to their personal nature. For instance, in my case the Chairman makes a distinct and unusual reference to my birthday, for about a third of the “messages” he sends my way. It’s not just because I have a thick head of hair, but also because I’m one of those strange birds that had lived much of my life by the philosophy: “seeing is believing”.
The Chairman may use a similar modality of communication with you too. Or he may decide to use something completely unusual and extraterrestrial. It all depends on your personality, your belief-structure and whether or not you believe in Aliens.
Whichever route he chooses, he will do his best to stay within the “laws of nature” as best he can, so as to not frighten the crap out of anyone. So, you can rule out the possibility of your Cat talking to you for the purposes of “passing on a message”. If your Cat does decide to talk, it would most likely be as a result of all the educational programs that he’s been watching on TV. Nothing unusual about that, right?
To find out more about our Creator’s simple (and non-religious) “scoring system” that will take every single aspect of your life to a whole new level click here…or here.
