How about…ALL of em?
Mewed over your purr…duck…tivity?
Then try the following:
1. Put a “Quarantined” sign outside your door. And nail up your Windows (as an added measure).
2. Chew up your phone wire to make sure that you’re not interrupted. But keep your private cellphone on (so that your Spouse, Kids and Psychiatrist can reach you anytime)
3. Clear up all the clutter and the distractions (including those all-important squeaky and chew toys)
4. Identify the Top 5 items in your to-chew list
5. Outsource everything that’s not mission critical and the stuff that your fellow hounds and beagles do a much furrier job at
6. Circle the one task that’s as dope as the finest Catnip in town.
7. Put your paws into gear and spring into action. And keep chewing at it until you get it all done.
8. Lick your paws, wipe the sweat of your furry eyebrows and repeat step 5-7 until you get it all done.
Oh, and keep the purring and whimpering to an absolute minimum.
